Corey Doak - Scruffy the Elf

Sure we hear how about how magical all the Christmas brouhaha goin' on at Santa's shop is. But just like most of OUR jobs? I'm sure there's a darker side to the whimsical world appearance we all know and love when it comes to the Jolly Fat Man's toy shop.
Not more than a second after that thought crossed my mind, my fingers hit the keyboard and WHAM! Scruffy the Elf answered all my questions about the elves we DON'T hear about.